Things my first job taught me!

Obviously! It was not a dream job though it showed me the real difference between expectation and reality.

Well, there were good times and bad times.

Besties were the main reasons to show up to the office. Without them, all I had was the Evil thoughts and Why my boss was not grateful for my work?lol

And there were days when I got into ugly fights with people in office. 

Overall it was a great experience, described as follows : 

1. Low pay is better than No pay.

I have worked hard for the most expensive Heels!

I don't know how but i understand the saving method now. Money not growing on trees made sense to me. ( heyy mom.. Got yaa)

2. The true meaning f Attendance and Deadlines.

It's a real deal here. Need an off?? Apply in advance unless emergency.

Remember Mass Bunk??

Crap! Noone does that here. You know why? Because then it will be called as Strike and not mass bunk. Lol

Time to wake up and smell the bloody coffee!

3. Free time is an illusion.

I ended up working 10-12 hours. 

Time management is a big deal , not as easy as I use to write in my business studies exam. But the fact is that I came out stronger.

4. Work Matters.

At work, the bosses don't care if one is wearing an expensive outfit. Quality work matters.

Anyway, nobody likes their boss. At some point am lucky enough to like my boss. And I never thought f quitting.

5. Crazy Weekend.

This feeling.. .. .. 

So.. this is what Life is all about?!?!! 

I even loved the sleeping and microwaving weekends.

6. Office Politics.

One cannot notice it. It can only be felt. I know I have described it well.  Lol

7. Nobody likes a Rude fresher.

People boss around freshers. If you say 'no' , that is considered as rude.

They treat fresher as a kid.

Everyone will tell you that this is not a college.

Alright, Thanks for the information. I'l make a note f that and draw a dick on the page. ( in the mind).

8. The big bad world.

Like a fairy tale, I use to believe in everything nice and lovely! 

But guess what? You get to see different kind f bitches. And what practicality is all about.

9. Screwed Days!

When everyone calls and say that you, personally, are screwing things up. Believe me, it's hard to hear that. 

10. Good customer service and Good Manners go a really long way. Period.

P.S- Sometimes Life is Simple, Plain and Good! 😊

A Letter to the Crush :)

 Hi Crush,
Thankyou so much for existing! I was getting pretty bored and then you came along to cast a big shining light on my Life.
I don't even care if we actually hook up (well sort of). I am just happy that you are there.
I don't know you that well, which is kind of great because it allows me to run wild with my imaginations.
There is something about you, something about your body language, something about the way you dress yourself, something something about that day you were sitting next to me.
I hoped you would say something or anything! But NO!
Hello?? Listen! I exist! Can we Talk?? (in the mind)//
All I did was to observe you from head to toe, your mannerisms, the way you use to talk to people, the way you smile, the way you run the hands in your hair to make it look better!
Then, there came a time when we started playing smiles on our faces every time we pass and That's It!
Maybe you're the kind of person who cut the crust off the sandwiches or maybe who wants to lead a charmed life or maybe the one who is selfish in bed or maybe who act to be funny!
I really have no idea. I like not knowing.
It lets me create a damn good picture of you and outing's, getting stoned when it's raining and going grocery shopping LOL.
All of these things are possible in my head. You could be this person.
Crushes are a wonderful thing. Everyone responds to them in the same way with this childlike sense of excitement and wonder.
You can be 65 and still feel the love and excitement. I wanna hold your hand because you get it and it gets you. And you're just 32. Oops!
You represent a possibility of change and romance. And you may not even know it.
You're just sitting there being cute and crushworthy, not even aware f the joy you have given me by just existing.
If you knew all this, maybe you would be really creeped out or maybe you feel the same or maybe just another girl for you!
I won't know until I actually do something about it. Therein lies the dilemma of having a crush.
Just thinking.. Do I actually want to act on it??
Exchange ph. no.'s and texts and calls. and then at the end, feel miserable!
Sometimes, it's fun to just have a crush.
I just need you to be there and be whoever. I want you to be in my mind.
It's not always about actually getting into a relationship with the crush.
Sometimes the crushes are there to make things easier, happier and SiLLy!
So I don't think I am going to do anything about it. I think I am just going to let it be.
I am going to keep you as my dream person and not have reality ruin everything or anything. Don't think of this as a sad thing.
You are the crush who will never be able to crush ME! LOL

P.S-- Pyaar ka matlab sirf haasil karna nahi hota LOL (akshay kumar) :D

Just get Married!

A marriage is a very important occasion! But that doesn't mean there has to be a valid reason for marriage. Parents just need an excuse but there are more things required for a marriage.                                                                                                         
Weirdest reasons that can lead to a big fat Indian Wedding :

1.We want to be free from our Responsibility. You should get married.
Kya main boj hun?? :D

2.It's your great great grandparent's last wish. You should get married.
  What about my wishes?

3.You are getting old. You should get married.
   OMG! 22 is so old.

4.You are growing fat/becoming ugly. You should get married.
  wooooww!

5.All your friends are getting married.  You should also get married.

6. You are getting bored. You should get married.
OK! Let's turn on the T.V.

7.School Done. College Done. Job Done. You should get married.

8.Late marriage means late kids. You should get married.
 So you want me to be a mother at 24?

9.How will your younger siblings get married? You should get married.
 As if it's illegal.

10. Relatives and friends keep asking us about the marriage. You should get married.
Why don't they die??

11. Accha Rishta hai. Acche rishte bar bar nai milte. You should get married.
 WoW. sounds like I have won the lottery!

12. Getting married early is a better idea. Because in case you get divorced, you'll still have a chance to marry someone else. You should get married.
WTF!!!

13.After getting married, your husband can drop you to/pick you up from office. You should get married.
OR maybe, we could just buy a car!

14. You are irresponsible. Shaadi k baad logo mein responsibility ajati hai. You should get married.
And then? then what? be responsible for one more person!

15.Because mummy ko ladka pasand hai. You should get married.
awww! lekin Ladki ko ladka pasand nahi!!

16. Because kabhi na kabhi toh shaadi karni hi hai. You should get married.
wow! how intelligent!

17.Don't you want free, unlimited, socially improved sex? You should definitely get married/
wooo! Like a Boss!

18.Because there is no shubh muhurat for the next 5 years. You should get married.
OKAY!

19.Because your parents and his parents have been best friends for the past 20 years! You should get married.
Okay! then let me go for a Europe trip! Jeelene do mjhe meri zindagi!

20.Abroad ghumna hai?? shaadi karlo? Honeymoon foreign me karlena! You should get married.
And I thought we just need a visa and a passport for a foreign trip!

21. There has been no functions in the family recently. You should get married.
Just wait for Diwali then!

People have been trapped by these reasons! Are you one f them ? LOL

P.S- Laugh! :D :D :D