Sunday, 16 March 2014

Bitch Please! Get a Life! I'm Limited Edition!

Men love bitches. If men keep loving the bitches, the bitchiest women will live on!
We are human beings with a range of negative as well as positive emotions. But we also need to know that there is a big difference between a strong bitch and a weak bitch.
A strong bitch is not afraid to say what she thinks and is mature enough to ignore because she knows if she would bitch back then she would do it better!
Today, I am writing this because I have encountered a lot of bitchness recently!
Most people may think, What do women bitch about??
Well, it could be Anything and Everything!
Here we go!
Bitches at my workplace!
1st week
Girl Gang!
6 Girls together! Hanging together, Eating together, Bitching together and working together!WHHHAAATTT a FUN! OH how can i forget? Going to the washroom together as well :P SiLLY!
2nd WEEK
Divided by two! (If u know what I mean?)
3rd WEEK
Big Blunder! All Apart!
In short I would say, I was blessed with a true friend, christi! Angel in disguise! Standing beside me in my worst situations!
You can see this crack lady beside me :) In the pic below! :) :* :* Love you!

You know it's going to be a great story when it starts off with..
SO THIS BITCH.. who doesn't like to be called a "bacha", an immature BITCH who has the ability to fuck her own life pisses me off ! (Laugh)
And here's another BITCH, who can read your eyes! So Beware!
She said she can read it! LOL
Well, what an advantage? Could she make out that her B.F wants to make out?? (Laugh)
Total Stupid Creatures on Earth!
Truly judgemental! That's how she is! Judging people by looking into their eyes!
That's called Assuming!
I believe it's better to ask than to assume!
May be that's why I am loved by everyone!
No Assumption!
Direct Conversation!
Forever Relation!
Awww! I'm gonna try poetry this time for the lovely Bitches!
Fuck Off Bitch
Sick of your Shit!
What's next?
Forget the poetry! I have a question!
Can people die from constipation? Well, I'm a little concerned with how full of Shit you
BITCHES are??
You Little Bitch!  You showed me your Middle Finger that to with a smug smile!
Awwohh! How could I forget? You're A BITCH!
Her Middle Finger game has increased to an extent that I have been visualizing a Witch exactly like her showing me the middle finger with her gap broken teeths, in my dreams! Ahhh! Horrible! I know!


Well, I can make your Life a living Hell, But instead I'll just sit back and watch you do it yourself!
After having a Fantastic weekend and After Soul-searching, I've come to realize that I am too nice!
And have found that Why do BITCHES BITCH?
1. Hormonal Issues
This is a good one! Its okay for them to blame their attitude on monthly issues. It really can be down to hormones and we all know when hormones come into a situation we really can't help it. So consider that aspect if a woman is being unkind to you!

2. Menace
I must have intimidate her without realizing it. I am more likely just being 'Myself' and that is enough to get up most women's noses!

3. Uncommonness
 Somewhere along the line she feels lesser than me. IF she is lacking, then that's not my  Fault!

4.Fear
 I AM, may be, what she fears about! This goes back to being myself! I have probably all the nice things in Life!

5. Jealousy
I may have something that they feel they haven't got!
It could be anything from a better nature, better intelligence, better dressing sense, better breasts, loving friends, loving brothers and sisters, fantastic family, a better life! :) ;)

6. Bitterness
If someone holds a grudge against you is pretty hard to deal with because the fact is that they don't like you!

Who the Fuck said that I don't have feelings??
BITCH!
I FEEL hungry every hour! :D :D :D

Here's a suggestion! How to handle a BITCH??
Ignore! Once you accept the fact that they have got lesser brains, you'll start helping them.
Stop worrying! Stop asking yourself, what have you done wrong?
Get on with your Life!
It takes time and effort!
Someone told me! Patience is the Key! :D

P.S- I got a SEXY hair cut , and these BITCHES had a Burnt Ass! On a scale from one to over it, I'm at a see you later, Mother Fuckers!

P.S.S- My parents don't know about my blogs! Let it be a secret after this one! :P

15 comments:

  1. hahahaha I laughed at the 'WHO SAID I DONT HAVE FEELINGS. I FEEL HUNGRY EVERY HOUR"

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  2. saahi bajai hai jiski bajana chah rhe the......maaza aa gaya......

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  3. Haha. Nice. Made me laugh. :D

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  4. so true....
    :)
    Feeling hungry
    :*

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  5. That was quite a post Radhika! Just realized how much more still remains to be discovered:)

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  6. I hope the bitch has already read this post about whom this post is bitched about. :~)

    I found your blog's link when I was reading posts from my other blogger friends. Lets see how I find your other posts, don't mind if all of a suddent I spam your blog with my comments. :)

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    1. Hi, you are most welcome to my blog :)
      I'm glad you find it! and you're going to spam it :P
      And you are a smart ass! This post is not bitched about a bitch, but it was the truth about the bitch :P LOL

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  7. By chance, came across your blog. This is post is something else. LMAO.

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