Sunday, 23 March 2014

I'm sexy and I know it!

If u have a 40 inch hips then you're a sex bomb. BULLSHIT!!
I am not fat and I am not skinny. I am fine with my body. BUT then, Why everybody wants me to pick a side??
I love to eat! I love food and everything about it- the planning, the preparation and Eating!
Cooking is absolutely an enjoyable and meditative process.
It's just not eating that makes me happy- It's Cooking too!
I lovvvvvveee to cook!
But I hate to bake! I am too much of a "Lets see what happens when I throw this in" to bake with much success.
It's not that everything I make come out wonderful but I continue!
Last night, I made Indian Spiced Chicken! And it turned out Excellent! :)
                                                    Have a Look! Mouthwatering :)

I would be a liar if I didn't admit that I also enjoy the compliments I get from the people I feed!
I didn't realize when I developed a genuine interest not just in eating, but in cooking too!
Another thing I love is the pleasure food gives, to both, to others and to myself.
I strongly believe that food prepared with love has the ability to pass that love along. I love the feeling when I put it in front of my family and they finish it all and ask for more!
awwwoooh!
Perhaps I am just getting sentimental.
Letting go off the sentimental items!
I choose to eat food that I like and that makes me happy!

Here are 7 things that bothers me so much! Sometimes!
Never say these 7 things to a Fat girl!


1. You're not Fat!
I am Fat. Listen,I have seen myself. In fact, I have seen myself naked. So, it's not like my fatness is a surprise.
When I say that I cannot wear something like a one-piece dress or a strapless dress ,I am not offering commentary on my body! I hate my arms, They're Huge! YESS! I cover them up!

2.You'd look better, if you lose a little weight!
Oh Really?? You're Right! Let's work on that! Do you have any openings in your private practice?? :/

3. Euu! I'm so Fat!
Don't talk about  being Fat around a Fat person when you are not Fat. It sucks for 2 reasons.
a. Don't talk shit about your own body, the outside world does that enough!
b. If you think you're Fat and you are roughly half my size, What do you think about me then??
Don't dare to answer that!

4. Exercise!?!?!
Oh Really?? As if I haven't heard about it before! I know what exercise is? and I also know what a gym is? It's that place where you buy Donuts! Correct??


5. Have you lost weight??
NO! NO!
And if I had, it's because am deathly ill. I'm starting to think you need some glasses or some sort of prescription medication.

6. Just Diet!
I don't like diets and I don't like being told by people who have found a way of eating that suits them and who then try to make it suit everyone else!
Have you people noticed how food has become a Religion?
No Meat, No wheat, No cheese, No grains, No dairy, No animal products, No sugar, Raw food, BLOOD GROUP food?? LOL It's hilarious!
My diet is better than yours! Go to Hell!

7. Concern! just Helping!
DON'T! I'll ask for help when I'll need it. I am your friend and you care about me — I am so very grateful for that care and affection! I love you, too. And that means I might actually be willing to talk about my health with you. But let’s try to make things about my actual health, if you have an actual concern, instead of my weight.

I think it’s great if you’re happy with yourself inside and out. If that’s the case, I commend you whole-heartedly.

P.S-- I am eating Chocolate pasteries! It makes me feel gooooood! Anyone? :D

10 comments:

  1. Hehe. Made me laugh. :D
    Nicely written. :)

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    1. Thankyouu! Thankyouu so much :) <3 xoxo!

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  2. I LIKEEE YOU CHICOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
    COME SHARE THAT DONUT WIMME!
    But if you are a foodie, I am sure you wont. I wrote something like this here..
    http://anuglyhead.blogspot.in/2013/11/my-waistline.html

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    1. Thankyouuuuu :) and I would love to share the donut with you! :)
      just read you dieting chart! hahaha! Chuck it! and stay with me for a while , you'll forget the diets! :P

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  3. So true
    Inside happiness is important
    N
    Yes even I m in relationship wid food......
    ;-):-p

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  4. Hi there! I am being first time on your blog and really i am thinking to myself- how come did i miss this awesomeness all this time? :D
    Even with boys it's pretty much the same thing... :P And it's all the more shameful for us! :D

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    1. hey! Welcome to my blog :)
      and hahaha, is it really the same with boys? :D :D
      Get connected to my blog! There's a lot more to come :) :)

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  5. I second you on this line "Cooking is absolutely an enjoyable and meditative process."

    Same here with me.

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