A marriage is a very important occasion! But that doesn't mean there has to be a valid reason for marriage. Parents just need an excuse but there are more things required for a marriage.
Weirdest reasons that can lead to a big fat Indian Wedding :
1.We want to be free from our Responsibility. You should get married.
Kya main boj hun?? :D
2.It's your great great grandparent's last wish. You should get married.
What about my wishes?
3.You are getting old. You should get married.
OMG! 22 is so old.
4.You are growing fat/becoming ugly. You should get married.
wooooww!
5.All your friends are getting married. You should also get married.
6. You are getting bored. You should get married.
OK! Let's turn on the T.V.
7.School Done. College Done. Job Done. You should get married.
8.Late marriage means late kids. You should get married.
So you want me to be a mother at 24?
9.How will your younger siblings get married? You should get married.
As if it's illegal.
10. Relatives and friends keep asking us about the marriage. You should get married.
Why don't they die??
11. Accha Rishta hai. Acche rishte bar bar nai milte. You should get married.
WoW. sounds like I have won the lottery!
12. Getting married early is a better idea. Because in case you get divorced, you'll still have a chance to marry someone else. You should get married.
WTF!!!
13.After getting married, your husband can drop you to/pick you up from office. You should get married.
OR maybe, we could just buy a car!
14. You are irresponsible. Shaadi k baad logo mein responsibility ajati hai. You should get married.
And then? then what? be responsible for one more person!
15.Because mummy ko ladka pasand hai. You should get married.
awww! lekin Ladki ko ladka pasand nahi!!
16. Because kabhi na kabhi toh shaadi karni hi hai. You should get married.
wow! how intelligent!
17.Don't you want free, unlimited, socially improved sex? You should definitely get married/
wooo! Like a Boss!
18.Because there is no shubh muhurat for the next 5 years. You should get married.
OKAY!
19.Because your parents and his parents have been best friends for the past 20 years! You should get married.
Okay! then let me go for a Europe trip! Jeelene do mjhe meri zindagi!
20.Abroad ghumna hai?? shaadi karlo? Honeymoon foreign me karlena! You should get married.
And I thought we just need a visa and a passport for a foreign trip!
21. There has been no functions in the family recently. You should get married.
Just wait for Diwali then!
People have been trapped by these reasons! Are you one f them ? LOL
P.S- Laugh! :D :D :D
Weirdest reasons that can lead to a big fat Indian Wedding :1.We want to be free from our Responsibility. You should get married.
Kya main boj hun?? :D
2.It's your great great grandparent's last wish. You should get married.
What about my wishes?
3.You are getting old. You should get married.
OMG! 22 is so old.
4.You are growing fat/becoming ugly. You should get married.
wooooww!
5.All your friends are getting married. You should also get married.
6. You are getting bored. You should get married.
OK! Let's turn on the T.V.
7.School Done. College Done. Job Done. You should get married.
8.Late marriage means late kids. You should get married.
So you want me to be a mother at 24?
9.How will your younger siblings get married? You should get married.
As if it's illegal.
10. Relatives and friends keep asking us about the marriage. You should get married.
Why don't they die??
11. Accha Rishta hai. Acche rishte bar bar nai milte. You should get married.
WoW. sounds like I have won the lottery!
12. Getting married early is a better idea. Because in case you get divorced, you'll still have a chance to marry someone else. You should get married.
WTF!!!
13.After getting married, your husband can drop you to/pick you up from office. You should get married.
OR maybe, we could just buy a car!
14. You are irresponsible. Shaadi k baad logo mein responsibility ajati hai. You should get married.
And then? then what? be responsible for one more person!
15.Because mummy ko ladka pasand hai. You should get married.
awww! lekin Ladki ko ladka pasand nahi!!
16. Because kabhi na kabhi toh shaadi karni hi hai. You should get married.
wow! how intelligent!
17.Don't you want free, unlimited, socially improved sex? You should definitely get married/
wooo! Like a Boss!
18.Because there is no shubh muhurat for the next 5 years. You should get married.
OKAY!
19.Because your parents and his parents have been best friends for the past 20 years! You should get married.
Okay! then let me go for a Europe trip! Jeelene do mjhe meri zindagi!
20.Abroad ghumna hai?? shaadi karlo? Honeymoon foreign me karlena! You should get married.
And I thought we just need a visa and a passport for a foreign trip!
21. There has been no functions in the family recently. You should get married.
Just wait for Diwali then!
People have been trapped by these reasons! Are you one f them ? LOL
P.S- Laugh! :D :D :D
