A Letter to the Crush :)

 Hi Crush,
Thankyou so much for existing! I was getting pretty bored and then you came along to cast a big shining light on my Life.
I don't even care if we actually hook up (well sort of). I am just happy that you are there.
I don't know you that well, which is kind of great because it allows me to run wild with my imaginations.
There is something about you, something about your body language, something about the way you dress yourself, something something about that day you were sitting next to me.
I hoped you would say something or anything! But NO!
Hello?? Listen! I exist! Can we Talk?? (in the mind)//
All I did was to observe you from head to toe, your mannerisms, the way you use to talk to people, the way you smile, the way you run the hands in your hair to make it look better!
Then, there came a time when we started playing smiles on our faces every time we pass and That's It!
Maybe you're the kind of person who cut the crust off the sandwiches or maybe who wants to lead a charmed life or maybe the one who is selfish in bed or maybe who act to be funny!
I really have no idea. I like not knowing.
It lets me create a damn good picture of you and outing's, getting stoned when it's raining and going grocery shopping LOL.
All of these things are possible in my head. You could be this person.
Crushes are a wonderful thing. Everyone responds to them in the same way with this childlike sense of excitement and wonder.
You can be 65 and still feel the love and excitement. I wanna hold your hand because you get it and it gets you. And you're just 32. Oops!
You represent a possibility of change and romance. And you may not even know it.
You're just sitting there being cute and crushworthy, not even aware f the joy you have given me by just existing.
If you knew all this, maybe you would be really creeped out or maybe you feel the same or maybe just another girl for you!
I won't know until I actually do something about it. Therein lies the dilemma of having a crush.
Just thinking.. Do I actually want to act on it??
Exchange ph. no.'s and texts and calls. and then at the end, feel miserable!
Sometimes, it's fun to just have a crush.
I just need you to be there and be whoever. I want you to be in my mind.
It's not always about actually getting into a relationship with the crush.
Sometimes the crushes are there to make things easier, happier and SiLLy!
So I don't think I am going to do anything about it. I think I am just going to let it be.
I am going to keep you as my dream person and not have reality ruin everything or anything. Don't think of this as a sad thing.
You are the crush who will never be able to crush ME! LOL

P.S-- Pyaar ka matlab sirf haasil karna nahi hota LOL (akshay kumar) :D

Just get Married!

A marriage is a very important occasion! But that doesn't mean there has to be a valid reason for marriage. Parents just need an excuse but there are more things required for a marriage.                                                                                                         
Weirdest reasons that can lead to a big fat Indian Wedding :

1.We want to be free from our Responsibility. You should get married.
Kya main boj hun?? :D

2.It's your great great grandparent's last wish. You should get married.
  What about my wishes?

3.You are getting old. You should get married.
   OMG! 22 is so old.

4.You are growing fat/becoming ugly. You should get married.
  wooooww!

5.All your friends are getting married.  You should also get married.

6. You are getting bored. You should get married.
OK! Let's turn on the T.V.

7.School Done. College Done. Job Done. You should get married.

8.Late marriage means late kids. You should get married.
 So you want me to be a mother at 24?

9.How will your younger siblings get married? You should get married.
 As if it's illegal.

10. Relatives and friends keep asking us about the marriage. You should get married.
Why don't they die??

11. Accha Rishta hai. Acche rishte bar bar nai milte. You should get married.
 WoW. sounds like I have won the lottery!

12. Getting married early is a better idea. Because in case you get divorced, you'll still have a chance to marry someone else. You should get married.
WTF!!!

13.After getting married, your husband can drop you to/pick you up from office. You should get married.
OR maybe, we could just buy a car!

14. You are irresponsible. Shaadi k baad logo mein responsibility ajati hai. You should get married.
And then? then what? be responsible for one more person!

15.Because mummy ko ladka pasand hai. You should get married.
awww! lekin Ladki ko ladka pasand nahi!!

16. Because kabhi na kabhi toh shaadi karni hi hai. You should get married.
wow! how intelligent!

17.Don't you want free, unlimited, socially improved sex? You should definitely get married/
wooo! Like a Boss!

18.Because there is no shubh muhurat for the next 5 years. You should get married.
OKAY!

19.Because your parents and his parents have been best friends for the past 20 years! You should get married.
Okay! then let me go for a Europe trip! Jeelene do mjhe meri zindagi!

20.Abroad ghumna hai?? shaadi karlo? Honeymoon foreign me karlena! You should get married.
And I thought we just need a visa and a passport for a foreign trip!

21. There has been no functions in the family recently. You should get married.
Just wait for Diwali then!

People have been trapped by these reasons! Are you one f them ? LOL

P.S- Laugh! :D :D :D

The Crazy Souls Forever! :)

Besties are like soul mates! I guess, we must have tagged ourselves in the spiritual world itself, before entering the Earth!
We have been through a lot together. We have helped each other through a bunch of shits, celebrated each other when something good happens, spent time arguing over really dumb things!
They know everything! Things that are embarrasing and things that can get me in serious trouble. LOL
Things that can only be understood by besties! :
1. Insecurities.
You put on a happy, strong face in front of the entire world. Everything is good in Life, great work, great food, great life! They know the actual truth and are not judgemental.
2. Mood swings.
Feeling low at work?? Gloomy mood?? It can be predicted! They know how to just cheer you up and not just food!
3. What a Break means?
Grabbing a coffee/Tea becomes code for going to sit and chat about everyone and everything for the next 20 mins. Bye.
4. The dark side.
Right from the time when you're drunk watching the sky and the stars and talking philosophical shit to the time when you randomly laugh ( and its just not a laugh) , a laughter and then being the most calm!
5. Actual tolerance to alcohol.                                                              

Whaat?? Did somebody say Vodka??
They exactly know what you drink! They exactly know what drinking means sometimes!
Well, if they aren't going to let me drink at work, then they shouldn't let fucktards work here! :P
6. What we really think of most people?
Most people probably think we like them, but we know exactly! The double eye roll behaviours, lol, the nuances of my behaviour are crystal clear to them :)
7. Shit happens!
LET ME RUN! In crappy situations, I always need their input first before I face anything with my boss or anyone. And they know how crappy I look in such situations!
8. Wierdness!
They are totally cracked up but still bear ( i wish i could write BEER) with my wierd obsessions, like Retention! (Mr. Lalit-- This one's for you!)
How completely normal it is to scream at each other and then laughing the next? LOL
They all know about my spiritual beliefs and kindness! And all the really, really stupid questions and opinions we have on worldly affairs, no one can imagine!
9. Love-Life!
They are the only people who know how much time I spend composing every wierd text I send to my crush.
They understand everything about my love life, from the new crush who broke my heart to the Man of my life, who is still lost! Can anybody find him please??
10. The Food!
They know that I eat dinner twice at night!
And, When I attempt to cook, it's not always a disaster! If one cannot make good maggi, doesn't mean one can't make great food! I don't like maggi :P
11. Double meaning!
Sense of humor that can only be understood by them. And the every stupid question I've ever had about sex!
12. Are we dating?
Rumors! Everyone thinks we're dating!
Why can't people grow up?? Why didn't their mothers swallowed them when they were born?? I mean... Whatever!
13. Crazy stories!
When I have an important exciting story to tell I have to re-tell it 5 million different times. And the people around find me wierd. But that's okay!
14. Creativity!
We are creative people! devised creative nicknames for practically everyone in the office.
15. When madness Strikes!
One can get mad at anyone but things get resolved easily. There are definately times when they gang up on me but I know it's really just out of love. They know the limit when can I burst out crying!
16. Adulthood.
We know we're adults and gossiping stopped being cool quite a few years ago. But How can we not comment on what my dear seniors did today? :D
17. The BET!
I love winning bets!
18. Don't Leave me!
When even one of them are on vacation or absent! It feels as if you have been abondoned.
Besties are the main reasons for showing up to the office! Without them all I have is the Evil thoughts and Why my boss is not grateful for my work?
Because when my Boss can't see it,Am grateful my besties totally gets it.
19. Am glad I met you all :)

P.S-- We can make a great reality show! :D